December 5th, 2005

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dear santa,

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I broke joeyshithead's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I pushed ravvivato in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I gave andyoukissback a kidney (1000 points). In November I put gum in shadesofsummer's hair (-12 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aliceinabox (-5000 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4049 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


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