Kristen (pixiemab) wrote,

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vagina: mmm, mmm, toasty.

the lovely away message mike provided for me today...

pOpTaRT fAErie: 18 years ago, i was a gooey blob of skin, slightly devolped bones, muscles, and a lot of afterbirth and uterine lining. i'll have a happy birthday just thinking about it. so now i'm 18, i can buy smokes, porn, and lottery tickets. i can get tattoos and piercings too. neat-o. i think i am going to come out of the closet now and say that I'M 18 AND I LIKE GIRLS, A LOT!!!!!!!

Tags: birthdays, thanks to mike
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