Kristen (pixiemab) wrote,

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matt, i swear to god...

i am going to kill matt if he doesn't shut up. he is adding up "jessie percents" and he is at like three thousand. out of one hundred. no, i am not mad at you, buddy. just please shut up. please? i will pay you a dollar. SHUT THE FUCK UP, MATT!!!!!!!

nathaniel ate a dime tonight. he was that hungry. he would've eaten more change if we had let him. nathaniel also successfully dialed EVERY SINGLE person who he had programmed in his cell phone, including people he doesn't even know. he poured the contents of a bottled water all over my lap and tried to steal tacos that didn't belong to him. when we wouldn't give up our food, he ate several packets of mild sauce.

excerpt from my telephone call to derek:
DEREK: hey hey!
KRISTEN: hi, it's kristen.
DEREK: is kristen there?
KRISTEN: derek, this IS kristen.
DEREK: is kristen available? okay, i'll hold.
KRISTEN: derek, shut up. can you come open the door for us?
DEREK: no, that's illegal, i can't do that!
KRISTEN: nothing ever stopped you from doing anything illegal before...
DEREK: i can't, i'm not in my room.
KRISTEN: oh, where are you?
DEREK: my room.

i have spent EVERY SINGLE NIGHT this week in 164 south case hall. consequently, i have watched SO MANY movies in the past week (and eaten a lot of REALLY BAD leftover cafeteria food)! last night alone i watched 3 movies with eric: bad boys 2, but i'm a cheerleader, and the rundown. we turned up the action scenes very loud at 3am and stole adam's pretzels.

i have a biology final exam to take in ... 29 hours. hey guys, guess what?! it's quiet hours!!!!

Tags: michigan state
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